前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” 作者: 兰心 时间: 2004-11-28 04:55 标题: [灌水]一位前台小姐的 Chinglish 以前就看过，挺搞笑。作者: 喻生 时间: 2004-11-28 16:56 标题: [灌水]一位前台小姐的 Chinglish 是有点好笑，笑过之后想起我们的中西医结合，我不禁放声大笑。作者: alinuce 时间: 2004-12-16 00:30 标题: [灌水]一位前台小姐的 Chinglish 会用“ON ERATH”，偶觉得那个小姐的英语不是很烂……至少很有天分……作者: 黄岐建中汤 时间: 2005-1-8 21:28 标题: [灌水]一位前台小姐的 Chinglish [这个贴子最后由黄岐建中汤在 2005/01/08 09:29pm 第 1 次编辑]